- Girl wearing tiny, skin-colored shorts + peripheral vision = double-take.
Try not to wear shorts that exactly match your skin color, or else images of pantslessness are conjured in my brain.
Also, get some bigger shorts. Come on now.
- I don’t know how I manage to so frequently be the only one who shows up to a cancelled class, but walking into an empty classroom when you’re afraid of being late is always disorienting.
“Gottahurrygottahurrygottahurr– s***, am I in the right roo– what time is–where’s my class sched–Ohhhhhhh……”
- 80% of the use I get out of my phone is pretending to text in order to avoid eye contact or awkward situations. The remainder of its use is 10% obsessively checking the time, 8% actually texting, and the last 2% is making a call when I’m too lazy to text.
- Note to self: Girlfriend > Minecraft….
- I can hear you mouth breathing from across the computer lab, that must be some intense anime you’re watching there. And the most undesirable person in the computer lab award goes to…
Okay, that’s not fair, you’re not making a ton of noise, so props for that. You’re just insanely creepy.
- Just because you’re tall enough to see over the partitions in the shower stalls doesn’t mean you should.
- Sunburned fat guy with a farmer’s tan and a sleeveless shirt riding a longboard, LOL @ your appearance.
- So if someone is walking behind me and I push the handicapped button for them, is that the same as holding the door open? I think so. Work smarter, not harder.
- It’s kind of poetic that the day before my huge terrifying Honors Macroeconomics exam in Abnormal Psychology we’re studying suicide and depression. Hopefully we go over treatment methods, because I am going to need them.
- That was in poor taste. But STILL, wish me luck. :)
P.S. If you have any suggestions or things you’d like me to write about PLEASE let me know, and if they don’t suck I’ll write about them. Maybe.